Code Reviews are like threesomes

As a “failed developer” one of the wonderful geeky things I’ve never experienced is a proper code review by my peers. At #wpretreat the kind folks at Human Made, Kimb and Jonny Allbut looked at some of my WordPress plug-ins, and when they eventually stopped laughing, said a few nice things.

Though apparently using your name as a namespace is all sorts of wrong, even though it’s called NAMEspace ;)   Who knew ??

 

waterworld - mad max on water
  • They seem like a good idea

puss in boots begging
  • Begging for participants is usually involved

stormtoppers playing william tell
  • They require a level of trust

friends
  • We all have Friends who claim to have had them

musical notes
  • you have to set the right mood

eye contact
  • Eye contact is generally frowned upon

unsatisfied woman
  • Just because you finished quickly,
    doesn’t mean the job is done

matrix blue pill red pill choice
  • You sometimes wish you had taken the blue pill

condoms
  • If you don’t plan to handle the “output”,
    it’ll spawn more “work” down the line

push it, push it real good
  • Where possible, keep it simple

And finally…
Kevinjohn
  • Until WordCampUK, I hadn’t had either !!